HER DIARY
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing […]
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Bullet shatters, bounces off skull of 42-year-old victim in road rage assault
Emergency room doctors apologized to the 42-year-old woman who had come in for treatment for staring at her in disbelief. It wasn’t every day — in fact, it was never — that they saw somebody with a large-caliber gunshot wound between the eyes who […]
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A female TV reporter from a local Seattle Station was out in thebooniesinterviewing a farmer, attempting to find out some information onthe MadCow problem.”Good evening, sir. I am here trying to collect someinformation on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can youoffer anyreason for this disease?”The Farmer stared at the reporter andreplied,”Miss, are you […]
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next […]
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack
it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it –
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, […]
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she is in the middle of her first run for President …. now this has happened!! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With […]
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