HER DIARY
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing […]
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A female TV reporter from a local Seattle Station was out in thebooniesinterviewing a farmer, attempting to find out some information onthe MadCow problem.”Good evening, sir. I am here trying to collect someinformation on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can youoffer anyreason for this disease?”The Farmer stared at the reporter andreplied,”Miss, are you […]
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next […]
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack
it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it –
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, […]
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she is in the middle of her first run for President …. now this has happened!! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
“How could you have let this happen? With […]
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Dear John,
The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband at home watching TV.
I drove for a mile and the engine just died and I walked back home to find my husband having sex with the neighbor. What should I do?
Signed,
Upset.
Dear Upset,
A […]
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Before marriage….
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance […]
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A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls
Out a gun and robs the bank
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
“Did you see me rob this bank?”
The customer replies, “Yes!”
The bank robber raises […]
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